Shirt starchly ironed
neat tie over top button
The remaining hairs side-parted with military precision
Sagging chin scraped daily
by Wilkinson Sword
Tired shoes polished to a youthful shine
but who is it for?
That rosy-cheeked lass,
with the infectious laugh and pretty feet,
This works for penises.
I usually think these things are stupid as fuck, but I will make an exception for this one. Viva Bolt Thrower!